Gadget Guy

Ok I guess I cant deny it any more... I have been accused of it and I have to admit that I am gadget guy. I have gone off the deep end and converted the face plate on the wall clock to a MG Logo.

It turned out well I have to admit. I'm wondering how many other clocks I can convert. Maybe go and pick up a bunch of clocks like this one upgrade it to an MG clock and resell them on Ebay. Hmmmm I even remember seeing some true octagon clocks that I could do this to. I'm sure someone would want some. I may have just figured out a Fathers day present. To bad Mom will banish the clock to the garage if I do though.

This only needs one more thing. Maybe rather than using numbers for the hours use pictures of the car in different positions.

I need a chainsaw......

To get rid of this grin........ What a day..... 20 some degrees out there and sunny. In fact its so nice out it took me an hour to get home. OK there was a little traffic but that's not why. At about 1/2 way home I decided it was way to nice and I was having way to much fun driving around topless to let it end in less than 10 minutes so I zigged when I should have zagged and just kept on going. Yeah yeah yeah all you environmental hippy tree hugging freaks thinking I was wasting gas and polluting the environment needlessly....... BITE ME..... Your farts are causing global warming too.

With the old girl in storage last year I forgot what I was missing. The ultimate stress management drug is an MG in the the spring. The second is an MG in the fall and the third is an MG in the Summer in the okanagan. Why does summer come third? Well if you lived here in the 40 degree sun you would know why its not as good as spring and fall. Of course spring comes in first by a long shot cause its the end of winter. OK that's far to much thought into this. I think I need to go for a drive.

Where??? Wherever I end up......
Why???? If you actually read this you wouldn't ask such a stupid question.

Summer is here

I know its been a while.... But I've been busy.

Ok OK I know its really spring but there is a roast on the rotisserie and its 27 degrees on the deck so that's good enough for me. Perfect day for a nice meat and potato dinner and some red wine on the deck. Not sure what we are having for desert yet. All I know is it has nuts in it.

Go see FIDO

I know what your thinking... Isn't that a Canadian independent film. Well yes it is but its good. Ok maybe its one you could wait till it comes out on video but its filmed in Kelowna now go out and watch it. We went to Kelly O's and then went across the street to see it tonight and it was friggin funny. Oh yeah and Tammy is quite literally dead sexy.

OK for those who asked who is Tammy..... Go see the movie and then the comment will make sense. Remember its a zombie movie.

Steak and Blowjob Day

Did you know there is the mans version of valentines day. Well Today is that day. Its called Steak and Blowjob day. Hallmark doest really have any cards to celebrate this event yet but hell this is an event for guys...... So really who cares..... Its about the Steak and Blowjobs not cards. In fact The reason this day is not as well known is because there is no money for the card companies to make from this day. So its all up to us to spread but its up to everyone of us to reinforce and communicate this lesser known event to the world. Tell everyone you know.

There are many informative websites out there where you can learn more about this. Be sure to be informed and if required print them off and post them around the workplace. Be careful you don't get caught though as thy kinda frown on that at work.

Here are some of those informative links.

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

Advice to merging idiots

1. Don't come up behind me and switch into the other lane at the lights.... This is hint one you think you can get in front of me and are to impatient to be that one whole car length back. Wait like everyone else or at least don't make to so blatantly obvious. Maybe you didn't notice that every one else started the merge before the lights because they know 50 ft after the lane ends like the signs say.

2. Reaction time...... Get some it if you ever even hope to attempt this again. Hopefully you have learned your lesson. Maybe next time eveyone will leave you out in the other lane waiting.

3. Power..... You may want some of this too. At least enough to make me need the vtec or attempt to try and beat your sorry stupid ass rather than simply using 1/3 throttle.

4. If none of the rest work for you then you may want to try a rolling start to at least give yourself a chance.

5. Now this one is the obvious one....... Don't be such a fucking idiot did you really think you stood a chance to pass and merge in about 100 ft. from a dead stop or did you just plan on trying to push the lane that has the right of way out of the way.

I hope this helps all of you that fall into this Fucking moron group. The sunshine obviously does not make you faster or smarter. In your case it makes you stupider. Good luck tomorrow I hope you had enought time to leave the breadcrumbs so you can find your way back to work.

Nothing is good enough, and can always be better.

Got the results from the profile today and gee what a surprise..... Basically I don't suffer fools lightly. Boy figure that out by yourself Sherlock? I could have told you that. Kinda proves my next item though. I have high standards for myself and for others, but I have low expectations of others so tend to do it myself. Well no kidding after all I don't suffer fools lightly so why would I have high expectations. You have to prove yourself worthy to reach the inner circle. I also am very influential to bring people to my way of thinking. Again don't see a problem with that after all lead someone to the answer and they will own in. Give them the answer and they fight it.

Of course I apparently don't speak up when I disagree.... Those that know me will call that one a load of bull and say the test is a little wrong. I must have been having a good day when I answered that part. I think this comment applied more about the fact that until I have enough information to make an informed comment I will reserve judgement. After all its better than opening your mouth and proving your a fool. Then I would have to disown myself for being a fool and not meeting my high standards.

Remember..... Some people strive for mediocrity and fall short some times ..... I strive for perfection and never actually achive it but I am doing better than the first group. Now I have to spell check and proof read before posting this, and then check out my not quite perfect investment portfolio to see if there is something I can do better. :)